Belly Laughs With Andy Reid takes a weekly look at the weird and wonderful brains of NFL coaches, because whether they’re burying game balls or taking their timeouts home to make sweet love to them, they’re doing something fucking stupid.
Belly Laughs With Andy Reid: Week 11
Presented with minimal comment, the stupidest thing I’ve read all year (and that’s saying a lot coming from someone who works for a newspaper):
“If a homeless person was qualified to tell the Browns to draft Johnny Manziel, is a former United States Secretary of State qualified to coach the team?
Perhaps, in the eyes of Browns owner Jimmy Haslam and General Manager John Dorsey. Because according to Adam Schefter of ESPN, the Browns are considering former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice as their next head coach.”
If she’s qualified to be a head coach, why in the name of God is Jeff Fisher unemployed and not President of the United States?